| Monday, May 5th, 2008 |
| 2:54 am |
Well, how appropriate...
This is my 800th post and my last. I think it's a good time to put this livejournal to sleep. I will probably check it from time to time, but I've had enough of writing in this thing. It's time to move on. -mike |
| Sunday, April 27th, 2008 |
| 3:26 pm |
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| 1:59 am |
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| Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 |
| 9:02 pm |
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| Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 |
| 1:38 am |
I shit you not
This is a verbatim transcript from one of the greatest Guitar Hero players ever to walk this earth: "After posting my last video 'Dragon Force Expert Through the Fire and Flames 100%,' I've gotten many comments telling me that I'm a fake, that I cannot really play Dragon Force Expert. And I don't know why so many of you are jealous that I can beat Dragon Force Expert 100% and that I'm one of the greatest Guitar Hero players to ever walk this earth. So today I'm going to be playing Dragon Force Expert again for you guys and I'm gonna get 100%. And this time I'm not going to go as crazy as last time, but crazy or not I can still beat Dragon Force Expert any time I want because I rock." Never at my dweebiest could I ever imagine a future of more disillusioned pre-teens, where Dragon Force Expert is used as a noun AND a way to gain fame. Watch as the seas boil and all of the kings and queens of the world fall to their knees at one simple recitation of the above quote. The glory and majesty that is Dragon Force Expert 100% is rivaled only by being able to play Polly Wolly Doodle on the actual guitar! All hail the button master! -mike Current Mood:  scared |
| Monday, April 7th, 2008 |
| 11:42 am |
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| Sunday, April 6th, 2008 |
| 3:07 pm |
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| Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 |
| 11:17 pm |
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2008 |
| 10:19 am |
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| Thursday, March 13th, 2008 |
| 1:38 am |
666
6 Worries: -pissing my pants in public -someone letting a shark into a swimming pool at night while i'm swimming laps. i know it's impossible. the shark would be killed instantly. but maybe... somehow... -falling down -my children will grow up with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever -rednecks taking over the world and turning everything into an Arby's/Home Depot/NASCAR event -getting my shoelace stuck in the escalator and being eaten alive by an escalator from the feet up 6 Angers: -pubic hair, because it makes no sense -Indian food. it's not good. it's not cuisine. it's not even fresh. it's just spicy and evil. -teenage billionaires. self explanatory -fraternities/sorrorities -rice rockets. if they were any more chinese, they would be run on panda shit. -the term "veggie burger." actually just the "veggie" part. i can't be mad at meat. 6 Fears: -stepping on a nail -bee-nazis. -samoan people (i.e. they are gigantic) -having a daughter. raising a girl as a male parent seems like WAY to much work, so when my kids are born I'm going to be on my knees in the delivery room praying to see a cock. that will be the only time in my life that my most sincere want and need in the world is to see a penis. -pinheads. have you seen the movie "FREAKS?" they'll stab you in your carny wagon if you're not careful. -going blind Current Mood: ranty |
| Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 |
| 12:03 pm |
Anyone want something to do on St. Patrick's day? come to my house and witness the unveiling of a new beer: "Sgt. Grumbles Honey Ale." It's a medium bodied ale, with a touch of honey and wheat flavors. Of course after the beer is ingested fully, and happiness takes over, there is a special event planned for the night! See you there! Mike |
| Sunday, March 9th, 2008 |
| 4:12 pm |
well. i've done it. i managed to push my record for sleeping in (with the help of daylight savings time) to 4pm. I am sloth incarnate. -mike Current Mood: ashamed |
| Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 |
| 7:35 pm |
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| Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 |
| 9:47 pm |
R.I.P. Gary Gygax Creator of Dungeons & Dragons. He was slain by an elf. -Mike |
| Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 |
| 1:03 am |
Fuck the Verbal section of the GRE's. how the hell am i supposed to know what PAEAN means?!???! -mike Current Mood: 2 girls 1 cup |
| Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 |
| 4:40 pm |
Cursing = Good movie quote
A little game without consequence for all you out there in LJ land. 1. Pick 15 of your favorite films. 2. Pick a quote from each one. 3. As people guess the quote, put the title and their name by it. (Bonus points for knowing which characters!) And no cheating using Google or such either. 1. "You little shit! I got your ass, I got your name! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the rules! I will teach you!" (Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman) 2. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Go fuck yourself." (Catch Me If You Can - Karl Hanratty) 3. "Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin." (Tommy Boy - Richard) 4. "Damn. We're in a tight spot!" (O Brother Where Art Thou - Ulysses Everett McGill) 5. "Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. I'm out!" 6. "I got a prediction for you. It's gonna be cold. It's gonna be grey. And it's gonna have to last you the rest of your life." (Groundhog Day - Phil Conners) 7. "Yeah, I was in the shit." 8. "I know my rights, man. I want a fucking lawyer." 9. "Uhh... negative. I am a meat popsicle." (The Fifth Element - Korben Dallas) 10. "They're all so magnificent! I wish I had three heads! AHAHAHAHAAHAH!" 11. "Hey there handsome! You're a good looking fellow. Did you know that?" (Young Frankenstein - Dr. Frankenstein) 12. "Plans are pointless. Staying alive is as good as it gets." 13. "You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160!" (Forrest Gump - Drill Sgt.) 14. "Quite so, sir. And you can borrow the Rolls if you like. Just bring it back with a full tank." (Batman Begins - Alfred) 15. "The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!" (Braveheart - King Longshanks) -Mike |
| Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 |
| 12:16 am |
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| Sunday, February 17th, 2008 |
| 12:00 pm |
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| Thursday, February 14th, 2008 |
| 12:55 pm |
coachella looks kind of lame this year. |
| Thursday, February 7th, 2008 |
| 2:51 am |
Nostalgia... 2003
I went back and looked at a very old entry from Freshman year of college. I did it half out of morbid curiosity, just to recall what I sounded like back then. Oh my god. It was like reading some horrible teen magazine. After every phrase and idea, you cringe at the author's obvious inexperience and ignorance, but then suddenly you realize it was *YOU* that wrote the words, *YOU* who thought your mangy goatee was "cool", and *YOU* who actually used the term "Non-stop party zone" to refer to drinking Smirnoff Ice's in your dorm room. I'd like to think I'm much more suave and together right now. But, it's just as embarrassing to think of what I will say in another 5 years, when I happen upon THIS entry. "Jesus christ. What a self-absorbed little bitch I was. Thank god for World War III." -Mike Current Mood: Back to the Future? |
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